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Title: Kink Bingo #1

Fandom: Resident Evil

Prompt: Tentacles

Pairing: Tentacles/Birkin, with a side helping of Wesker

Rating: R-ish

Warnings: Tentacles

Wordcount: 888

Summary: Uroboros didn't quite work the way it should have in the first few trials.

Author's Notes: Originally for Kink Bingo on DW.

( commit yourself to treason )

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Title: Kink Bingo #2

Fandom: Soul Eater

Prompt: Scars/Scarification

Pairing: None :|

Rating: PG, maybe PG-13 but that's pushing it :|

Warnings: May be slightly triggering because. Yeah.

Wordcount: 1,095

Summary: Some people cut themselves because of depression. Others cut themselves in the name of science. Most people can't tell the difference.

Author's Notes: I still apologize profusely for the lack of porn. I really am sorry. I promise for the injury one I have I'll write something sexy. ...Well, kinda sexy.

( I can't control myself because I don't know how )

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Title: Kink Bingo #3
Fandom: Soul Eater
Prompt: Bites/Bruises
Pairing: Noah/Kid
Rating: R
Warnings: Angst, implied non/dub-con
Wordcount: 531
Summary: Noah vows to kiss Kid's bruises better. Spoiler alert: It doesn't work.
Author's Notes: I love this pairing. Because I'm a sick fuck.

( I'll kiss your open sores I appreciate your concern )

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Title: Kink Bingo #4

Fandom: Resident Evil/Gundam 00 crossover

Prompt: Oral fixation

Pairing: One sided Birkin/Regene

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: What is this I don't even-ness.

Wordcount: 523

Summary: Regene likes to eat sweets. Sexily.

Author's Notes: I would have actually included a blowjob, but I liked ending it where I did.

( too much candy gonna rot your soul )

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Title: Kink Bingo #5

Fandom: Gundam 00

Prompt: Vehicular

Pairing: Hallelujah/Allelujah with a side helping of one-sided Tieria/Allelujah kinda sorta maybe

Rating: R

Warnings: Self-cest, masturbation, Hallelujah just doin' how he do

Wordcount: 631

Summary: Autopilot comes in handy sometimes. Intercoms never do.

Author's Notes: A Gundam totally counts as a vehicle, alright?

( hello me, meet the real me )

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Title: Love and Leeches
Fandom: Resident Evil
Prompt: Something involving Marcus and his leeches :|
Pairing: Marcus/Birkin, the faintest bit of Wesker/Birkin
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Where the fuck should I start? Non-con, leeches, Marcus, shameless porn, leeches.
Wordcount: 1,054
Summary: In which Birkin learns to never tell Marcus he's leaving early.
Author's Notes: I still don't really know why I wrote this. J-just idek guys.

( he's a dirty old man, I grew up with a bad cliche )

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Title: Sentences
Fandom: Resident Evil
Prompt: 50 different words
Pairing: Wesker/Birkin
Rating: PG-13? Yeah, I'm going with that.
Warnings: Nothing worse than some angst and the occasional hinting of sexytiems.
Wordcount: 1,563
Summary: They're sentences. That I wrote. To prompts. Keep up guys.
Author's Notes: For LJ's 50 sentences community that I cannot remember the exact address of.

( let someone look inside )

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Title: Kink Bingo #6
Fandom: Soul Eater
Prompt: Food
Pairing: Stein/Giriko
Rating: R
Warnings: Well, Giriko’s in it, so copious uses of the word ‘fuck’. Oh, and implications of sex.
Wordcount: 905
Summary: Pancakes may well be the only hangover cure that actually works.
Author's Notes: This is actually a morning-after-type continuation of this half-finished musebox thread. And the pancake thing? W-well. *points at icon*

( I hope that you like this, but you probably won't, you think you're cooler than me )