I'm Kissing All The Boys And The Girls

Title: I'm With Stupid
Fandom: No More Heroes
Prompt: This plurk right here
Pairing: Travis/Henry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sex and incest. Delicious incest. ...And spoilers.
Wordcount: 1,326
Summary: Having a long-lost brother takes a toll on your brain eventually.
Author's Notes: Writing Travis is really, really, really hard. There's a balance between too much fuck and not enough. Anyone who can manage to write him and Giriko instantly has all of my respect, srsly.

( Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree? )

Title: Kink Bingo #6
Fandom: Soul Eater
Prompt: Food
Pairing: Stein/Giriko
Rating: R
Warnings: Well, Giriko’s in it, so copious uses of the word ‘fuck’. Oh, and implications of sex.
Wordcount: 905
Summary: Pancakes may well be the only hangover cure that actually works.
Author's Notes: This is actually a morning-after-type continuation of this half-finished musebox thread. And the pancake thing? W-well. *points at icon*

( I hope that you like this, but you probably won't, you think you're cooler than me )

Title: Love and Leeches
Fandom: Resident Evil
Prompt: Something involving Marcus and his leeches :|
Pairing: Marcus/Birkin, the faintest bit of Wesker/Birkin
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Where the fuck should I start? Non-con, leeches, Marcus, shameless porn, leeches.
Wordcount: 1,054
Summary: In which Birkin learns to never tell Marcus he's leaving early.
Author's Notes: I still don't really know why I wrote this. J-just idek guys.

( he's a dirty old man, I grew up with a bad cliche )

Title: Kink Bingo #4

Fandom: Resident Evil/Gundam 00 crossover

Prompt: Oral fixation

Pairing: One sided Birkin/Regene

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: What is this I don't even-ness.

Wordcount: 523

Summary: Regene likes to eat sweets. Sexily.

Author's Notes: I would have actually included a blowjob, but I liked ending it where I did.

( too much candy gonna rot your soul )

Title: Kink Bingo #2

Fandom: Soul Eater

Prompt: Scars/Scarification

Pairing: None :|

Rating: PG, maybe PG-13 but that's pushing it :|

Warnings: May be slightly triggering because. Yeah.

Wordcount: 1,095

Summary: Some people cut themselves because of depression. Others cut themselves in the name of science. Most people can't tell the difference.

Author's Notes: I still apologize profusely for the lack of porn. I really am sorry. I promise for the injury one I have I'll write something sexy. ...Well, kinda sexy.

( I can't control myself because I don't know how )

Title: A Lot Like Love

Fandom: Resident Evil

Prompt: Manipulation

Pairing: Wesker/Birkin

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: Sex

Wordcount: 394

Summary: Wesker knows how to make Birkin hang on his every word

Author's Notes: More kink meme stuff

( be your best friend, yeah, I'll love you forever )

Title: Discourse
Fandom: Soul Eater
Pairing: Spirit/Stein
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Other than Stein's usual creepiness and Spirit's usual man-sluttiness, nothing too out of the ordinary in this chapter. Worst you've got to worry about is masturbation. Be proud, that's rare for me. /shades over shades
Wordcount: 1,529
Summary: Everything has a breaking point. In Stein's case, it's brought on by too-thin walls and one too many girls found on the street.
Author's Notes: Fasten your seatbelts, this is gonna be a bumpy ride.

( just give in, don't give up, baby )